Memoir of Myself, 2007, by Thng Shuqi
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Thng Shuqi (also known as: Shuqi Thng, Shuki, Shuks, Cow, Oi) was born March 26, 1987. She shares a birthday with[[[ Prosper Utseya]]], Zimbabwean cricket captain, and [[[Gregory Strydom]]], another Zimbabwean cricketer. This has led to allegations that she is really a Zimbabwean cricketer in disguise.
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Formative years
Shuqi attended Henry Park Primary School, Raffles Girls’ Secondary School, and Hwa Chong Junior College (now renamed Hwa Chong Institution). As a result, she embodies an exotic mix of cultures, being immersed in nature and plant life when young, learning the liberal ways of the Western world in her teenage years, and then returning to her roots and embracing Oriental culture as a young adult.
Also, Shuqi was selected for certain government programmes, and their impact on her can be seen today. For instance, she is very skilled in purchasing and giving presents, due to having spent many years in the Gifted Education Programme. She was also part of the Humanities Scheme, in Hwa Chong, and is thus rather idealistic till today, with great plans for humanity.
Career
Shuqi taught in Hwa Chong Junior College for a few months in 2006. She was a highly valued employee of the school, and was thus given a special isolated room above where the majority of teachers were seated, away from the public eye. She was employed to teach the General Paper subject, but took the initiative to teach the specific skills of purchasing and giving presents and having great dreams for humanity, thus her highly valued status.
She made use of her position in the farmily to forge valuable links, an example of which would be with her cute GP rep.
The Ministry of Foreign Affairs decided that they liked her ability to forge links, and decided to give her sponsorship to pursue further studies in the UK. Moved by their generosity, Shuqi decided to reciprocate by promising to work for them after completion of her studies.
Current Situation
Shuqi is currently reading Philosophy, Politics and Economics (also known as: Puh Puh Uh) at the University of Warwick. It is known to be a valuable degree, though the study of Mathematics is more advantageous by far. Outside that, she has many interests and activities.
Shuqi has been singing with many different groups for a good many years. She has sung with rock band(s), church worship groups, acapella groups, K box outing groups, and was co president of the school choir in her teenage years. She was well placed in a Warwick singing competition, and won a mini fridge at an alumni event for giving the best performance that night. Notably, Ivan, who she spends quite a lot of time with, has been a huge influence in her music making career.
Her Christian faith is also known to be important to her, as evidenced by her random bible verses and expressions of faith as her username in instant messaging services. She currently attends Westwood Church, her notable choice of church being due to her immersion in nature and plant life when young.
She also enjoys surfing a website known as YouTube, and watching very unfunny clips of cross dressing comedians. This has perhaps influenced her to exhibit strange behaviour at times. She herself has professed a wish to meet ‘psychotic people’ as they are ‘very interesting’<ref>[1]</ref>. Also, she has a history of setting herself on fire. Some say that this occasional strange behaviour is an unfortunate consequence of cultural displacement from Zimbabwe.
Perhaps due to the repeated associations and bad jokes about her more famous namesake([[Shu Qi]]), Shuqi exhibits occasionally kinky tendencies. She once had a ‘crazy obsession with a certain vocal percussionist in red pants’<ref>[2]</ref>, and often compares herself to Angelina Jolie.
She also likes cute GP reps, and has no less than 3 kinky references (2 to asses and a picture of a pink underwear) on her Facebook profile page<ref>[3]</ref>, which is the most important means of communication in the world.
Rumours
Shuqi was spotted in Switzerland recently posing for a mother-daughter photo with a shorter girl. Rumours have been flying that she gave birth to this other girl via binary fission when she was 3 months old.
Shuqi has also repeatedly expressed her aversion to sports and healthy food. This is seen by many cynics as an attempt to hide her true Zimbabwean cricketer identity.
