Memoir of Myself, 2007, Ai Lin Hui
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‘’’Hui Ai Lin’’’ (also known as: ‘’’Nilia’’’) is a student at the University of Warwick by day and a super hero by night.
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Student life
Ai Lin won a silver medal in the hotly contested Nottingham Games in 2006, putting her in the running for the even more prestigious “Best Singaporean Female Badminton Player in Warwick University” award.
She has also been part of the “Wah Piang I cannot stand my flatmates” gameshow, (See also: Kai Wei Woo) where participants are subjected to dirty kitchens and late night slamming doors.
Super hero life
Speculation is rife that Ai Lin actually works as a super hero by night. There is plenty of solid evidence to support this. Most famously, a photograph was reportedly taken of the chem trails which could only have been made by a human being. Though there have been accusations of it being a hoax, Dr Lois, an international expert on superhero cloud trails, dismissed these claims at a recent press conference. Quoting her extensive experience with supermen and women, she asserted that “only someone flying in the sky could have made those cloud trails.”
Mysterious origins
There is currently a debate about the origins of the Ai Lin. The most popular theory now is that she was a product of binary fission from another human being (See also: Thng Shuqi), when Shuqi was 3 months old. This theory came about after they were sighted in Switzerland posing for photos as mother and daughter, and engaging in mother-daughter bonding activities. There is also a striking resemblance between Ai Lin and Shuqi, as they both have two eyes, a nose a mouth, and black hair, and this gives further weight to the binary fission theory.
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