MJ, eBay and My Bike, 2004, by Ralph

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Who: Ralph
What: My Bike 
When: May 2006
Where: Ohio

My Bike

English By: Ralph Dewpaul

It was the summer two thousand and four around July. When I found the most intrusting thing in the world. It was an autographed Michael Jordan card. It was not in the best of shape but come on it’s a Michael Jordan card who cares about what shape its in. So I took it to a card dealer and that’s when I found out who really cares about what shape the cards in. He told me he wold give me ten dollars. Now why would I do something like that that is just stupid. So I know of this one web site that’s popin they call it e-bay. It’s tight with in three minutes I was up to twinty-seven dollars it was cool.

So the next day I decided to go and check out the bicycle I really wanted. It was at a total of one hundred and thirty six dollars after taxes. I was excited to tell my mom that I was only one hundred and sixteen dollars. I made it back to the crib and hit up my e-bay site and it was sold for two hundred and fifty two dollars. I was so excited that I went running and screaming threw the house that I hit the jackpot and am now the richest person in the world. So I got my older brother to mail the card and as soon as I received the money I went for my bike.

You will never believe what happened them bastards paid me in counter fit money and the lady at Toys R Us would not let me get my bike so I started freaking out. When the cops got there I found out that the person who bought the card died in a car wreak and the received my card and I sold it to the police officer for the price of my bike and then I still had twenty dollars. So I paid for the whole family to go to Duffs for eight-teen dollars.