John's Sunday Drive, 2006, by Taylor Ross

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Who: Taylor Ross
What: John's Sunday Drive
When: November 29, 2006
Where: Creative Writing 3rd 

John's Sunday Drive

The sun rises and shines a glare on the sleeping John's beautifully balding head

He wakes up and shimmies into his skin-tight chaps

Slips into his black leather jacket and heads downstairs

On the final step his foot is unfortunately placed in a giant steaming pile of dog waste

He then proceeds to hunt down Roxy and boot her across the room

As he starts up his blackand chrome colored Harley

The garage sounds like World War 3

He backs out of the driveway, revving up the motorcycle

The neighbors lean out of their windows, waving their canes, and shouting swear words

He's off to cruise the four lanes

His inch and a half hairs blowing back as the wind rushes around him