Fifth Grade, 1999, by Gregory Vance

From MemoryArchive

Who: Gregory Vance
What: My life five years later
When: 1999
Where: D.C.

Five Years Later

I was 10 years old and I had just moved and I got my own room and a Playstation. I was in the fifth grade and I liked my teacher because she belived in me. The funny part is that she used to say funny things that were back in the day like 'put it in your pipe and smoke it', 'two birds together flop together.' Then the really old one is 'whatever goes around comes around.' But enough about me. Let me tell you about the next door teacher. She got everything like spit balls, fake wigs and the hard core one glue in her chair and thumb tacks. Under her desk so when she open her desk her finger will be hurting and that's when she trys to get out her chair so she can get the first aid kit. But she couldn't get up out her chair but she couldn't so. Everybody got suspened and that's the end.