"my new kitten,2000,by Kate C

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Who: Figaro
What: Figaros birth
When: Winter 2000
Where: Rhode Island/ New Jersey

It was a cold winter afternoon in northern Rhode Island. I was eleven years old, and very excited for my new kitten that my lesbian aunt had for me at her pet shop. From what i remember at a young age she was really weird, had alot of animals and a butch partner. So finally after a five hour drive from Bergen county New Jersey to this place in Providence Rhode Island I had arrived at the pet shop. I still precently believe that there are only a few good things about that state; Dell's lemonade, Doughnut shops on every corner, and spinach pies. But other than that there is an extreme lack of anything interesting. So when we got there there was 3 kittens in a cage, all very small and cute. But i for some reason picked the black one with white feet, a bit of white around his face and very long whiskers. I remember the whole ride home my mother made me leave him in the cage, and even when we stopped for food or bathroom breaks she would not let me take him out. Now that the cat is old and has developed personality, i have realized that he is a selfish little pussy cat that does not like people. I also think that if animals can be homosexual, than he is definatly one to love the c**k. His bad personality is directly related to the fact that he is from the worst state ever, and was around nothing but gay people for the first few weeks of his life.